Eeee.

Apr 03, 2007 02:00

Man, my dreams have been odd lately. Two nights ago, I had a dream where I had a surgical procedure that involved my head being sawed completely in half, anatomical-model-style, and zipped back together. After the surgery, I got mad at tarvosio for no reason and screamed a lot of really mean things at him, and then realized I was so pissed because I hadn't zipped my head up all the way that morning and the halves were misaligned. That one was so vivid that when I woke up, I touched my nose to make sure it didn't have a zipper on it.

And then I took a nap today and had a dream about taking Zoro, Sanji, Usopp, and Luffy to my job and putting them to work stapling things. Luffy messed up a lot, so I wound up taking staples out of all kinds of paperwork (and people) and stealing a package of staples from one of the secretaries to make up for all the ones he wasted. >>;

Speaking of Sanji...

HOOKERS AND BLOW, YOUNG MAN. I WARNED YOU DURING ENIES LOBBY, AND I'M WARNING YOU NOW: YOUR ABSENCE HAD BETTER INVOLVE REALLY GOOD HOOKERS AND REALLY GOOD BLOW, AND YOU HAD BETTER BRING BACK ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE CLASS.

That being said, it's rather impressive that Luffy trusts Sanji to take care of himself to such a degree that he just goes "LOL WHATEVAR" when Sanji vanishes off the face of the planet. Usopp, Nami, and Chopper get "misplaced" and a rescue mission is mandatory; Sanji disappears in the middle of a fight and everyone's like "Well I don't SEE his corpse, so he must be fine." XD With his luck, he got captured by Miss Underworld Goth-Lolicon 2007 Ghost Princess Perona and will NEVER ESCAPE, despite her being both underage (looking) and dead.

Also, I sense a Zoro-fight in the not-too-distant future. Brooke-alike with the stabby and the fast and the not feeling it until thirty seconds later WTF. Yup. Zoro-fight. :D

Another thought: man, Franky is American. Exaggerated emotional responses, tacky clothes, loud, cola-drinking, fond of weaponry and playing the guitar. Yup. American. At least he's not a blonde chick with GINORMOUS boobs and no sense of personal space, which is how Americans are portrayed in most anime and games, unless they're blond dudes with GINORMOUS guns and no sense of personal space.

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