Milan Derby Drinking Game
Back in the mists of time, ASA had a drinking game. I feel like resurrecting it for the derby now that we have a lot more insane players who hate each other. *Rubs her hands and looks forward to it*
Proposed rules:
Lucio nobbles someone: drink.
Lucio nobbles Zlatan: drink and biscuit.
Onyewu nobbles Zlatan: drink and three biscuits.
Nesta nobbles Zlatan: finish drink.
Flares on pitch: drink.
Player goes down clutching knee: biscuit.
Knee is actually torn ACL: drink.
Thirteen players tear ACLs; match is abandoned: finish drink.
Sammy or Sulley hugs the ref: drink.
Javi glomps Castellazzi: finish drink.
Deki shoots from 40m: drink.
Chivu screams at the bench: drink.
IRC fondles someone: drink, plus biscuit if person is under 21.
Mancini comes on: finish drink.
“Come back soon, Pippo” shirt: drink.
Recognisable player (or Bedy) in the stands: drink.
Relative of Berlusconi in the stands: throw things at monitor.
Close-up shot of egregious mullet: drink and blindfold.
(The list is rather missing Milanisti rules. diemme suggests:
Nesta picking up someone by the neck or dragging them over by the shirt while the referee quibbles with two other players, both on their feet, who clattered into each other over a 50-50 ball: drink.)
Alas, I am a teetotaller, and can’t quite figure out how to test the game myself. I think I might make a list during the game of how many times I would have had to drink, were I capable of doing so. Hmmm.
Proposed rules:
Lucio nobbles someone: drink.
Lucio nobbles Zlatan: drink and biscuit.
Onyewu nobbles Zlatan: drink and three biscuits.
Nesta nobbles Zlatan: finish drink.
Flares on pitch: drink.
Player goes down clutching knee: biscuit.
Knee is actually torn ACL: drink.
Thirteen players tear ACLs; match is abandoned: finish drink.
Sammy or Sulley hugs the ref: drink.
Javi glomps Castellazzi: finish drink.
Deki shoots from 40m: drink.
Chivu screams at the bench: drink.
IRC fondles someone: drink, plus biscuit if person is under 21.
Mancini comes on: finish drink.
“Come back soon, Pippo” shirt: drink.
Recognisable player (or Bedy) in the stands: drink.
Relative of Berlusconi in the stands: throw things at monitor.
Close-up shot of egregious mullet: drink and blindfold.
(The list is rather missing Milanisti rules. diemme suggests:
Nesta picking up someone by the neck or dragging them over by the shirt while the referee quibbles with two other players, both on their feet, who clattered into each other over a 50-50 ball: drink.)
Alas, I am a teetotaller, and can’t quite figure out how to test the game myself. I think I might make a list during the game of how many times I would have had to drink, were I capable of doing so. Hmmm.