Here is a photo of (l-r) Simon, Tage and myself being drunk, ugly and happy at the Lion a few weeks ago:


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Last night a woman came into the shop and started asking me questions about the wine, such as 'are these ones on special offer?'. So I pointed out the big ass promotion sign saying these wines are on special offer or words to that effect. She told me the fact that so many of the labels were in the wrong place was very unhelpful, and could I scan a ( Read more... )

There has been a pleasing amount of Courtneyness in the world of late, what with her new book coming out and whatnot. Today I bought The Guardian to read an interview she gave in it, which was most interesting. She complained about how, when she gave an interview on Radio 4's Woman's Hour, she was immensely disappointed and surprised to find that ( Read more... )

Last night I had so much fun it was probably illegal. I would imagine the details aren't all that interesting - mostly drinking, dancing, having silly conversations, the usual. Some details are important, however, such as these exchanges which made me pee myself with ze drunken laughter.

Si: So, are you banding with Madi and Cleo?
Me: Yeah, them and ( Read more... )

Ok so I collected these ideas over the course of a few days in order to post them all in the same blog, what with it being rather themed and all ( Read more... )

I'm not a massive fan of Lilly Allen's music, but I currently feel like sending her fucking flowers! This excerpt from Lilly's blog is why:

Conor McNicholas, the editor of NME, said he was pleased that the Cool List was full of women who had brought "new energy" to the music world.

"This year's Cool List is a testament to the raft of hugely talented ( Read more... )

There is a woman I work with who is 59. This week she is to become a great-grandmother when her granddaughter has her first child. The only possible explanation I can think of for this is that all the girls in her family have been brought up as retarded baby machines of some kind. There's nothing wrong with having babies young - my art teacher is ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: The following is another irritating fuzzy wuzzy blob of ick about how much I wuv my boy toy.

I brought the afore-mentioned irritance over the 'boys club' theory to his attention and he told me a) don't EVER accuse me of being sexist do you not know me by now blah blah blah and b) it was a throwaway comment about how Jim had done some ( Read more... )

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I am getting a bit fucking sick of having female friends. Well, female friends with boyfriends. Why? Don't tell me you don't know! Because girls with boyfriends quite often seem content to drop/change their lives, their friends, and probably much more, for boys. There are people I can't even be bothered to call anymore to whom I used to be very ( Read more... )