chellebelle23

Ticks do it right

chellebelle23 Jun 06, 2009 13:40

I just learned in my book, "The Biography of a Germ" that ticks basically mate via oral sex (male to female) Ticks are clearly doin something right.

Writer's Block: Deal or No Deal

chellebelle23 Mar 06, 2009 10:42

Also disrespect in any form whether it be towards me, my friends, family, animals or the world at large

dealbreakers, relationships, writer's block, sponsortest

Writer's Block: Deal or No Deal

chellebelle23 Mar 06, 2009 10:41

Personality - no sense of humor
Physically - bad teeth

dealbreakers, relationships, writer's block, sponsortest

MY VACUUM CLEANER IS POSSESSED. SEND DIRT NOW.

chellebelle23 Feb 26, 2009 04:58

Ok y'all. It is 5am and I am thoroughly wigged out. My roomba vaccum cleaner just woke me up from a sound sleep when it started randomly making this crazy noise in the next room. It was plugged in but turned off and wasn't sucking, just making this bizarre whirring noise. I tried turning it on then off, nothing. Tried taking out the dust bin, ( Read more... )

A comment, a comment, my kingdom for a comment

chellebelle23 Jan 22, 2009 11:47

OK, since I wanted Slgorman to make me something...

The first seven (7) people to respond to this post will get something made by me.

This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:

I make no guarantees that you will like what I make.
What I create will be just for you. Everyone will get a unique gift.
It'll be done this year (2009).
You have no ( Read more... )

Cat of your nightmares

chellebelle23 Dec 19, 2008 14:11

This meme is AWWWESOME and this is coming from someone who does not do memes. Stolen from thatames:

1. OPEN PAINT
2. CLOSE YOUR EYES
3. DRAW A CAT

( cat on crack )

Oh Doctor Doctor, wherefore art thou Doctor

chellebelle23 Dec 04, 2008 15:50

So...I have become embroiled in my very own Doctor Who episode.

Like the true nerd I am, I have a vast collection of Dr. Who action figures at my desk at work, including dear Ten himself. The week of Thanksgiving, I groggily trudged to my desk pre-coffee and found a note at my desk addressed to "Puny Human" Within the note, written in magazine ( Read more... )

(Untitled)

chellebelle23 Dec 03, 2008 15:03

I think it is quite representative of our current economic shitstorm that today, upon reviewing my budget and growing pile of "second notice" and "past dues", I, in all seriousness and perhaps inspired by rewatching "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" last night, momentarily considered trying to sell blowjobs for some extra cash. Yeah...not quite there yet ( Read more... )

Back once again

chellebelle23 Dec 02, 2008 15:27

So, it is nearing the new year once again which means it is time for Rochelle's annual "I resolve to write in LJ more" post. But I swear, I really am gonna make an effort this time around as I am planning to embark upon some writing projects this year (despite never really calling myself a writer) and plan to use this space to get all of the non- ( Read more... )

Thus ends the boy...

chellebelle23 Apr 13, 2008 14:32

I think Theo just broke up with me. Apparently he thinks that I am probably more into him than he is to me (in all fairness, this is true) and he thought maybe we should back off for now because he doesn't want to hurt me (little too late for that) He also said, that "he doesn't know what changed but he guesses he was just more into me before." So ( Read more... )