Delicious Irony (And Other Acquired Tastes)

Authoress: chelime
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize isn't mine.
Summary: A misunderstanding leads Remus and Sirius into playing a brilliant joke on the entire population of Hogwarts. Really, that’s all this is. A joke. And Remus is okay with that. Maybe. RLSB SLASH.

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“Well, I’m knackered ( Read more... )

I have come to the conclusion that all fanfic writers are liars.

Not intentional liars. No, it's like some horrible joke the universe likes to play to make all fanfic writers liars. We say we're going to have something done by a certain date, and then Real Life has to pop up and go, "HAHA, I'm still here, you cretin! YOU ARE MY BITCH," and then ( Read more... )

Okay 1) this chapter is probably one of the shortest ones to date, 2) it was not meant to be, in fact, it was originally going to be about three times as long but 3) if I waited to write the rest of this chapter, you would not be getting it until probably the end of the school year because I have been ridiculously busy. I already had most of this ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD.

This chapter gave me such PROBLEMS. First there's the whole school thing, which, you know, major bummer, taking up all of my precious writing time. And then Sirius and Remus just REFUSED to cooperate with me and they were all like, "omg we just want to shag," and I was like, "NOT YET YOU STUPID POOFTERS." But then an amazing thing ( Read more... )

So neither of these are very recent, but I wanted to post something up for Thanksgiving, and though I am a day late (almost two days, haha), here you go!

These are both dark and angsty(ish) as they were written when I was on my I-lust-after-all-things-dark-and-angsty streak. I edited these a bit since they are rather old. They could still do with ( Read more... )

I BET YOU THOUGHT I'D ABANDONED THIS, DIDN'T YOU?

Oh ye of little faith.

No, I simply got SWAMPED with work and stuff BUT NOW I'M BACK. And sorry to say that I've barely even started on chapter eight - but here's chapter seven, finally finished to my satisfaction. I am rather happy with this chapter. You just might be too :)

Delicious Irony (And ( Read more... )

Chapter seven is finally complete! There's just one little scene that I flat out hate, and I am playing around with it even as I type this (well, not as I type this because, you know, I can't type in two places at once, but you get what I'm saying) so hopefully I will be pleased with it soon and can then move on to chapter eight!

And the crack!fic ( Read more... )

ZOMG I THINK CHAPTER SEVEN IS ALMOST DONE *CHEER*

But only up to chapter four has been posted! So here is numero cinco (which I almost didn't post tonight because I'm not very happy with it but I don't have the time or the energy to rewrite it. Blegh. Sorry it sucks.) and hopefully by the time 6 is up, 7 will be finished and I'll be able to get ( Read more... )

Er.

So I definitely had every intention of posting this a few days ago, but between the three projects and four essays I had due along with the three quizzes and two tests I had to do some major studying for, I, er, forgot. I am sure you all understand, and if you don't, well, poo on you. I am most certainly sorry, but there was nothing I could do ( Read more... )

Delicious Irony (And Other Acquired Tastes)

Authoress: chelime
Rating: R (not until later, though, and so far it's only for language)
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize isn't mine.
Summary: A misunderstanding leads Remus and Sirius into playing a brilliant joke on the entire population of Hogwarts. Really, that’s all this is. A joke. And Remus is ( Read more... )