today was quite a shitty day ( Read more... )

i'm not cool enough to be liam neeson but no complaints...


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i don't know that i've ever felt this shitty before in my life

from about a week ago:

"i didn't wear deodorant today... i smell like a lifejacket."
-weston kennedy

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

and our first cd is going to be called "something in the water" so don't take that either

if i ever have a band i'm going to call it "blind electric ray" so don't copy me please

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i've been frustrated lately with the usual election bogus bull twinkie and so i decided to just say a couple of things ( Read more... )

10$ says a lot of things, among them that this weekend is going to smell worse than a bucket of stewed human excrement