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[cheesandpotatos]

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

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oh reid, you just brought several smiles to my face. I've got one you probably already heard - Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the periodic table. He only believes in the element of surprise.

[cheesandpotatos]

haha no i hadn't but that is excellent... i got these from a really good chuck norris facebook group whose name i cannot remember atm