Movie Review: Shoot 'Em Up.

Synopsis: Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, HOT BEWBS, bang, bang, bang, witty one-liner, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, silly one-liner, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, more hot bewbs, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, roll credits.

Rating: 5/6 rounds.*

Why: It was fun, and come on, ( Read more... )

Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thing
The matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will ever sting
Just don't take it personally, this is no attack
But we will never last because I am white and you are...also white

I only like black girls and brown girls, the café au lait
Caramel girls, and mocha girls just blow me away
If your a ( Read more... )

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Don't want to be a Canadian idiot

Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A
to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
and they leave the house without packin' heat
never even bring their guns to the mall.
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid monopoly ( Read more... )

I'm 23 today!

Ohnoes!

Hehe.

Yay! :D



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I'm presently rocking out to Hanson.

I fucking hate you Jackie.

Question to the masses: Are honesty and respect compatible goals? If so, how do they interact and in which form do they manifest ( Read more... )

Transformers!

No, no, no, REALLY!

TRANSFORMERS!

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( 50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew )

ASL didn't listen to me. She insisted I said, "You can show up two hours later cuz it's delayed" despite my actually saying "You need to show up at an hour prior to your flight time despite delays, as we may yet get out on time ( Read more... )