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Movie Review: Shoot 'Em Up.
Synopsis: Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, HOT BEWBS, bang, bang, bang, witty one-liner, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, silly one-liner, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, more hot bewbs, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, roll credits.
Rating: 5/6 rounds.*
Why: It was fun, and come on, hot bewbs. You can't go wrong with hot bewbs and bullets. Monica Bellucci makes my pants happy. A little short on explosions, so one round was a misfire.
*1/6 if you're looking for a point. Then again, if you're looking for a point to a movie called "Shoot 'Em Up" then you're already probably not too talented at picking appropriate movies for your interests.
Synopsis: Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, HOT BEWBS, bang, bang, bang, witty one-liner, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, silly one-liner, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, more hot bewbs, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, roll credits.
Rating: 5/6 rounds.*
Why: It was fun, and come on, hot bewbs. You can't go wrong with hot bewbs and bullets. Monica Bellucci makes my pants happy. A little short on explosions, so one round was a misfire.
*1/6 if you're looking for a point. Then again, if you're looking for a point to a movie called "Shoot 'Em Up" then you're already probably not too talented at picking appropriate movies for your interests.