First Cut

[checkmysmiley]

These journals ~ m a g i c a l l y ~ show everyone else what you write, right? That's what the Chipmunk said anyways. Sounds just about as sane as everything else I got told. So hey!

ANYONE READING THIS? YES? NO? MAYBE?!!! GET BACK TO ME ON THAT. TODAY WOULD BE KIND OF NICE, BUT HEY WE'RE STUCK IN A SEED-NAPPING TREE SO TAKE YOUR TIME WHY DON'T

Comments

[man_genius]

DIDN'T ANYONE EVER TELL YOU WRITING IN ALL CAPS IS FAILED JOURNIQUETTE, MR. PLAIN OLD JOE?

[checkmysmiley]

ARE YOU MAKING UP WORDS?

[man_genius]

WHY DON'T YOU CHECK YOUR DICTIONARY?

[checkmysmiley]

HA. HA.

[spandexisyouth]

I am not a seed, so I do not think that it seed-napped. It does people-nap!

I do not think we get dictionaries. I did not get one. I believe Bell did not either, because I believe there is a very good chance that he would be reading it to ignore me as well.

[checkmysmiley]

Same thing!

And I don't really want a dictionary. That's stupid.

[spandexisyouth]

If you did not want one, why did you ask about getting one?

[checkmysmiley]

I was half-joking. Some of the names around here are ridiculous. What would I even do with a dictionary? Throw it at morons?

[bloody_pens]

Man, you are SO right about everyone's names. Of course, there are some lovely people attached to them, except for my man-twin Genius up there. Oh, and Charger.

Hey and welcome to the crazy hippie commune, Joe. I'm Derrick.

[checkmysmiley]

A real name! Nice to meet you Derrick. What about hippies? I didn't get any drugs either. But I think my welcome wagon was a minor. I don't think she was older than ten.

[bloody_pens]

You too.

Uhm, well, we're not sure where the drugs are. Just that this place is obviously on some, considering how we come here.

[checkmysmiley]

I thought something ate me. This place always that weird?

[feathered_earth]

Excuse me?! First of all, we don't have a lot to go on when picking names. Second of all, you are not going to get ANYWHERE by insulting people! We don't exactly have a baby-name book to pass out!

And by the way, don't complain about my being unhelpful when you barely listened to one word in three that I said! And I am not ten!

[checkmysmiley]

It doesn't take a blue mage to figure out Evil Overlord is stupid.

And I did! You weren't saying anything that was useful! Like why the heck I'm here! Or how I leave! OR WHY A TREE!?!

ping XD

[feathered_earth]

If you'd actually READ that, you'd know that it's a nickname. You'd also know that you can't just get answers by writing in giant letters on the journals!

[checkmysmiley]

Yes I can. I'm getting all sorts of answers. Someone told me there's drugs, but I guess you're not supposed to know that.

And how was I supposed to know!? I stand by my statement.

[unevoked]

You're loud, aren't you.

[checkmysmiley]

It's a piece of paper. Don't tell me you think it talks to you. I didn't have crazies on my list of reasons this place is insane and I don't think I want to.

[unevoked]

In person, dumbass.

[checkmysmiley]

Then maybe you should say that. Idiot. Next time I'll use my telepathy.