First Cut

[checkmysmiley]

These journals ~ m a g i c a l l y ~ show everyone else what you write, right? That's what the Chipmunk said anyways. Sounds just about as sane as everything else I got told. So hey!

ANYONE READING THIS? YES? NO? MAYBE?!!! GET BACK TO ME ON THAT. TODAY WOULD BE KIND OF NICE, BUT HEY WE'RE STUCK IN A SEED-NAPPING TREE SO TAKE YOUR TIME WHY DON'T

Comments

[feathered_earth]

Excuse me?! First of all, we don't have a lot to go on when picking names. Second of all, you are not going to get ANYWHERE by insulting people! We don't exactly have a baby-name book to pass out!

And by the way, don't complain about my being unhelpful when you barely listened to one word in three that I said! And I am not ten!

[checkmysmiley]

It doesn't take a blue mage to figure out Evil Overlord is stupid.

And I did! You weren't saying anything that was useful! Like why the heck I'm here! Or how I leave! OR WHY A TREE!?!

ping XD

[feathered_earth]

If you'd actually READ that, you'd know that it's a nickname. You'd also know that you can't just get answers by writing in giant letters on the journals!

[checkmysmiley]

Yes I can. I'm getting all sorts of answers. Someone told me there's drugs, but I guess you're not supposed to know that.

And how was I supposed to know!? I stand by my statement.

[feathered_earth]

"Newbies, there's a lot you have to learn about this place, but here's a protip: asking about some things on the journals isn't as safe as you think it is."

It's RIGHT THERE.

[checkmysmiley]

How does that tell me it's a nickname!? That doesn't answer it at all. You should get a new job, you're terrible at yours.

[feathered_earth]

You could have read for another two seconds and seen someone ELSE ask him about it.

[checkmysmiley]

Isn't that an invasion of privacy? You're pretty nosy for a chipmunk.

[feathered_earth]

I am not a chipmunk you blockhead! Nothing on these journals is private. And I told you that, too!

[checkmysmiley]

You so are. That hair. And your height. And the way you spaz about. Definitely a chipmunk.

And HEY! I was being considerate. Maybe you've heard of it?

[feathered_earth]

You, talking about spazzing and being considerate? Now THAT'S the pot calling the kettle black.

[checkmysmiley]

Yea, but my pot's white. I know, it was in my dream. [BSing you forever.]

[feathered_earth]

[Like she can't spot that.]

Uh-huh, sure it was. You should have just named yourself Pot then.

[checkmysmiley]

. . .

Shut up Kettle.

[checkmysmiley]

It's still a stupid nickname. Makes about as much sense as calling yourself Bowl of Fruit.