First Cut

[checkmysmiley]

These journals ~ m a g i c a l l y ~ show everyone else what you write, right? That's what the Chipmunk said anyways. Sounds just about as sane as everything else I got told. So hey!

ANYONE READING THIS? YES? NO? MAYBE?!!! GET BACK TO ME ON THAT. TODAY WOULD BE KIND OF NICE, BUT HEY WE'RE STUCK IN A SEED-NAPPING TREE SO TAKE YOUR TIME WHY DON'T

Comments

[man_genius]

DIDN'T ANYONE EVER TELL YOU WRITING IN ALL CAPS IS FAILED JOURNIQUETTE, MR. PLAIN OLD JOE?

[checkmysmiley]

ARE YOU MAKING UP WORDS?

[man_genius]

WHY DON'T YOU CHECK YOUR DICTIONARY?

[checkmysmiley]

HA. HA.

[man_genius]

So in answer to your obvious ALL CAPS question, yes people are reading your blindingly large and obnoxious text, yes it's a so called "magical" journal/technological marvel, and I haven't seen any giant squirrels but if I do I'll be sure to call ya.

[checkmysmiley]

I could make it bigger you know. Next time I'll make sure to write it in another language too just for you buddy.

Good to know about the squirrels though.

[man_genius]

Add glitter for that ultimate pop up experience.

I could be wrong though. I just got here myself. You could always check!

[checkmysmiley]

I don't have glitter. You'll have to settle for cute bunnies or something. You seem like a flower kind of guy.

And maybe I will. Giant squirrels are probably good to eat. Maybe. Wasn't someone saying something about winter?

[man_genius]

Flowers?! What's that supposed to mean! I don't like flowers. Or any type of natural things really.

Oh god what? Eating squirrels? Where are you from, the third world? It's not that bad around here! There's rations!

[checkmysmiley]

Hey! You don't get to be picky. [Pause in writing] Fine. They'll be robot flowers. Better?

What's wrong with squirrels? And I was told the rations are short. Squirrels probably taste better anyway.

[man_genius]

Now you're talking!

Seriously? Squirrels carry diseases! They carry the Black Plague! Also they eat any old crap on the sidewalk and those bushy tails man. Trouble.

Rabbits are safer, if you're gonna eat non domesticated stock. Or deer.

[checkmysmiley]

So you cook it first, big deal! Nobody's said much about sheep so squirrels are the next best thing.

You always this picky?

[man_genius]

I'm always picky about the foods that could potentially kill you! Or cause a sphere-wide epidemic! It's kinda my job.

Oh right. I'm Genius. Medical Intern.

[checkmysmiley]

Genius. [...He gives up! You crazy kids and your names.]

So if I get the plague cure me, you're a genius right?

[man_genius]

Well...probably, yes.

But it's better to avoid the near fatal diseases. Less work on everybody's part.