oh twitter, so hilarious sometimes
Me: There's some rolled-up sod by the side of the road. I wanted to take it, but I refrained.
# Random Dude: @Checkerdandy You Don't want nasty Sod, Call you're[sic] Local Hydroseeding Company!
# Me: @MeatJams I didn't find a local hydroseeding company on the side of the road; I found some damn sod.
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