So today I found a bottle of coke in the garage and I may or may not have cradled it lovingly in my arms, shouting "I CLAIM THIS COKE FOR LINNLAND!" Man, coke. Now I kind of want a giant pizza the size of my desk, but man. Coke. Mmmmm. And here I'd been trying to not drink as much caffeine. Oh, well ( Read more... )

What the actual fucking fuckhell? What kind of terrifying drugs are Amazon on ( Read more... )

Look, guys, as ashamed as I am about the state of my kitchen right now, I am also kind of impressed at my own slovenliness. Seriously. It has not been this bad since... god, since I was in high school at the very least. Not once since I moved here has the load of dishes gotten to these proportions and I've lived here for 2½ years. Although, to my ( Read more... )

Amazingly enough, I think I've actually found a person who is even grosser than I am. I didn't know it was possible, but here we are ( Read more... )

What. No, I mean. WHAT.


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So, since I decided that Zac Efron is my favorite part about Hairspray, I decided to give HSM another shot to see if I like it any better this time around. Yeah, no such luck. I'm sorry for the consequent bitchiness, if you like HSM this is possibly not the post for you.

( Things I can't stand about High School Musical: a list. )

Seriously. FAIL FANDOM.

The one person in all of bandom that has openly dissed the "pornfiction" and you make him hold a fucking SIGN? WHERE does that get okay?

Oh, my God, I can't even take it, GTFO.

Chris and I are discussing religion and Mormonism, and he linked me to this: the LDS FAQ. I'm alternating between "OMG RELIGIOUS PERSON BRINGING THE LULZ" and raaaage. I also feel so, so sorry for Brendon Urie and Bert McCracken.

But on the other hand, they don't have problems with mimes. Which some religious people do. Fundies Say the Darndest ( Read more... )

I have an overwhelming need to toss my laptop across the room and scream. Augh, I hate Bella Swan with a fiery passion, and Edward Cullen is almost worse.

Bee finds this very amusing though, so at least one of us gets something out of this.

Reading Twilight. Very slowly, mind, because I have to stop every other paragraph to roll my eyes and/or facepalm and growl. So far I've written about 2 pages worth of sarcastic commentary just so I won't headdesk in pure frustration ( Read more... )