Aug 01, 2008 20:13
Reading Twilight. Very slowly, mind, because I have to stop every other paragraph to roll my eyes and/or facepalm and growl. So far I've written about 2 pages worth of sarcastic commentary just so I won't headdesk in pure frustration.
It's just SO BAD. How the hell did this become a bestseller? I told my sister and Lina about the sparkly vampires and Edward Cullen's stalker tendencies, and both of them were snorting with laughter over the phone. (Lina's response to the sparkly vamps: "I'm sorry, what? I can't. What? You can't be serious. What?")
Am I the only one who kind of expects a FUK U POSRS inserted as an author's note somewhere?
vampires,
oh the pain the pain,
sweet jesus,
siblings,
oh for god's sake,
gaaaahh,
those strange family people,
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