i want to say so many things to you.

please let me.

things seem to be looking up ( Read more... )

drunky drunk drunk.

on a monday.

yo shorty what it is.

i had this awesome drunken/blazed dream last night that my mom bought me a bulldog puppy. it was SO FUCKING CUTE. i want a bulldog so bad. wittle baby dawgy waogggy ( Read more... )

wet sponge
sock bottle
life affirming baby laugh
this world is all we've got.

oh, and thanks a whole lot to whatever fucktard decided to steal my mini eiffel tower from my room on saturday night. i know some of you rich assbags can fly off to paris on a moments notice and buy all the mini towers you want, but that's something that i can't do.

thanks for ruining my night, and for stealing my momentos.

classy.

holy shit holy shit holy shit ( Read more... )

why do i always end up getting the most inept fucking cabbies of all time ( Read more... )

i need to get off the negative train ( Read more... )

i haven't updated in a while. haven't done the requisite "my classes are..." thing. i don't really care. my mind has been a fucking hurricane lately ( Read more... )