good.

it's good.

got a bike. moving on tuesday. no money. no drive. class is good. 'et tu, babe' by mark leyman is bizarre and awesome.

i need to do something outrageous/creative/awesome sometime soon ( Read more... )

just got home from a sweet sober bro down at the future. made delicious food for night of neil tommorow, listened to some hilarious comedy, got excited for bonnaroo, talked about joyce and other pretentious literary things, and ate WARHEADS! which were almost as terrifying as i remembered them. then i called neil 'tramplestilskin', which i couldn't ( Read more... )

HAHAHAHA, i love horoscopes ( Read more... )

i would like to formally apologize to anyone who received a phone call from me after the hour of 8pm last night ( Read more... )

well, i have ZERO self control.

fuck the fast. i LOVE food and COFFEE and CIGGARETTES.

this week is too stressful for me not to be able to drink and smoke and eat copious amounts of food.

maybe i'll try it again later.

this morning ( Read more... )

p.s. alex made me laugh so hard that i vomited.
literally.
vomited.
because she compared me to forrest gump.

vomited from laughter.

disgusting. but appropriate.

BLLLAAARRRRHHHHHH

hmph.