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[ooc; Guys, guys, screw what I said about slowaitus. Screw what I said about Phoenix being MIA. THIS IS TOO MUCH TO PASS UP.]
[Good evening, everyone! It's everyone's favorite lawyer, all nice and healed up from his Dahlia fiasco! Let's see what he's up to this time--]
U-urk!
W-why am I here? I was just--
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Nick! Hey Nick! Look what I got!
[And now a bewildered expression as Larry clears the way of the screen.]
... Wait, what the heck is that?!
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I-I don't know! It just suddenly started chasing me!
I don't even know what I'm doing here!
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... I think Johto broke, dude.
[What do you mean Phoenix is in horrible danger.]
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AAAAARRRRCCEE.
You can say that again!
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Hello! What is your problem? [he grinned.]
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U-uh -- that thing? [Pointing towards the giant white horse Pokémon thing galloping behind them.]
I'd rather not get trampled, thanks!
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[Lol, gods. Phoenix does not have a good impression of god-anything, after what Heather's told him about Silent Hill--]
H-how do you get to know a god of Pokémon? How would you fight it, even?!
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He's just standing there all chill as you run past.]
Hey.
Aren't you me?
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But, uh.
What.]
...eh.
[Skidding to a halt to just. STARE at you. Utterly flabberghasted.]
Wha--me? W-what are you talking about?
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[With a smirk, he waves at his younger self.]
I'm Phoenix Wright. Nice to meet you.
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I--but--
--what's with that hat?
[Momentarily forgetting about the big white thing heading towards them...]
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It looks like, Young Man, you are in need of my most expert services. I can fend off these creatures for you in a heartbeat.
[Excalibur points his cane in his direction, managing to keep up with him as he's running.]
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Y-you could? [And suddenly the look on his face, HOPE.
--before the Arceus careens towards him again, picking up speed. Oh lawd oh lawd--]
A-Anytime now would be great!
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[His cane whips out stopping just inches from Phoenix's face, ctting him off in the middle of his last sentence.]
There are 1000 tasks you must complete to wield the legendary Excalibur!
Since I am a generous and reasonable man, I shall start off with task #452! It is one of my favorites. You must attend my daily five hour story telling. You may have a moment to congratulate yourself on having already completed task #473, to always stay three steps behind me. Moment over.
Now.
Today we shall talk about my time in Arthur's court. Such chaotic times back then. The castle held many nooks and crannies where one could hide and spy on the royalty.
There was one afternoon, after I had had my morning coffee, I came upon the king and one of his servants---
And then a few days when--
[SO IT BEGINS! Excalibur will go on and on and on and on and on. Like the energizer bunny.
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[OH GOD WHAT IS THIS. S-SO UNEXPECTED AAAAHH--Phoenix sort of...skids to a stop because lol little white thing in his face.]
U-uh, er...s-sorry in interupt, but I really don't think we have the time for that!
[Because RIGHT BEHIND THEM THERE IS THE ARCEUS. Rearing up on its hind legs and about to smash you puny little things.]
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A-ack! [GETTING OUT OF THEIR WAY SOB WHY IS EVERYTHING IN DANGER OF TRAMPLING HIM--
The Arceus, in the meantime, turns towards them with an expression not unlike 8|a...if Arceus's could make expressions, that is.]
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