--- [fourth wall? what fourth wall?]

[cheapblusuits]

[ooc; Guys, guys, screw what I said about slowaitus. Screw what I said about Phoenix being MIA. THIS IS TOO MUCH TO PASS UP.]

[Good evening, everyone! It's everyone's favorite lawyer, all nice and healed up from his Dahlia fiasco! Let's see what he's up to this time--]

U-urk!

W-why am I here? I was just--

[The camera whips around, showing...Ilex

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[FEAR NOT, LAWYERPERSON, FOR HERE COMES SALVATION ON HER NOBLE STEED]



SHIIIIIIIIIII~!