--- [fourth wall? what fourth wall?]
[ooc; Guys, guys, screw what I said about slowaitus. Screw what I said about Phoenix being MIA. THIS IS TOO MUCH TO PASS UP.]
[Good evening, everyone! It's everyone's favorite lawyer, all nice and healed up from his Dahlia fiasco! Let's see what he's up to this time--]
U-urk!
W-why am I here? I was just--
[The camera whips around, showing...Ilex Forest?
Whaaat?!]
--I was just in Violet, and--
[...did I mention that I camera was moving?
That it was moving very fast?]
A-and I'm being chases by these--!
[Aaaand the camera whips around to show a giant horde ooof:]
Venoo! Venonat VENO VENONAT!
[...well, alright, that's not too bad! Sure, Phoenix has a HUGE PHOBIA of the things, but at least it's not--]
AAAARRCCEEEEEEEEEEE!
[...before the camera returns to Phoenix's panicked face.]
H-HELP!