027 [video]
[...at first, the feed is only audio. Pidgeys are chirping in the background, welcoming the dawn, and you can hear another odd sound...flowing water, maybe?
All of a sudden, however, these peaceful morning sounds are interuptted by the shrill cries of one very distressed Furret.]
F-fuuurr! Furr furret!
Wha...Lady? [Guess who sounds...incredibly groggy, as if they just woke up.] Lady, do you know what time it is? What are you--
A-ACK!
[THUMP.]
Furret furr fuurrrr!
[At that loud, rather ominous thump, the video feed turns on, showing an awkward angle shot of Phoenix splayed out on the ground underneath a tree. One can only deduce that, somehow, he'd been sleeping up there.
...somehow.]
What the... [With a groan, the lawyer sits up, wincing and rubbing the small of his back.] How did I get up there...? [The camera bobs and begins to move towards him, before Phoenix spots his trouble making Furret and snatches the Pokégear from her paws.] Lady, how many times have I told you that my Pokégear is not a to--
[He pauses.
...sorry, he just stops. His gaze is locked on something beyond the Pokégear's scope, and whatever it is, it's freaking him the fuck out.
Slowly, he turns the camera around to show--
SUDDENLY, GOLDENROD.
Phoenix is sooo not amused.]
A-and how the heck did I end up here?!
[ooc; oh my god guys that event was amazing and I love you all forever.]