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[cheap_oranges]

*RING RING*

*RING RING*

[You're receiving a call on your receiver phone. Oh, you don't have a receiver phone?  Apple Kid probably put it there, and Orange Kid hijacked the signal to it.]

Hello, this is Orange Kid!!  I haven't shown myself in quite a while. I've been hard at work with my greatest invention yet!! It's been tough, even with my amazing

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[blondprodigy]

[BELIEVE IT OR NOT, HE CAN ACTUALLY SEE A BIT OF PRACTICALITY IN THE MACHINE. After all, what happens if someone who likes soft-boiled eggs accidentally overcooks it? No point in wasting an egg when you can just do it all over again!]

...Congratulations. I didn't know such a thing was possible, but...

Hey, do you think it can uncook other food, too?

[cheap_oranges]

Thank you, really! Sometimes, even I started to doubt myself!

What? No. That would be silly. Why would it do something like that?

[blondprodigy]

[cheap_oranges]

Hmm... An excellent idea! I'm sure the mechanism used to send the eggs back in time to a point where they're unboiled could be easily adapted to other foods, as well!! Thank you for your brilliant suggestion! It's no wonder you're one of Ness's friends!

[snarksterpilot]

[Oh wow did Nester ever recognize that voice on the other line.]

... DUMMY.

[cheap_oranges]

Well, of course someone of YOUR intelligence wouldn't understand.

[snarksterpilot]

What are YOU talking about? My intelligence is fine! I'm the smartest person in the whole school, or at least smarter than YOU.

[cheap_oranges]

Oh, I'm sure. Why not enlighten me on all the inventions and scientific discoveries you've made, if you're so smart?

[volttackler]

... That sounds so neat, chuuuuu! It must be really, really helpful, I'm sure! Chuuu! I want oneee!

[Oh hey then she notices this mysterious new receiver phone has wires.

Nomnomnomnom. The phone will probably cut off in a matter of seconds.]

[cheap_oranges]

It is, isn't it? I haven't begun mass production yet, but rest assured, I can give you a price for it soon enou.... Hello? Are you still there? Hm. Must've been a bad connection.

[volttackler]

[It's okay, Orange Kid, you will probably see a lot more of her. And she loves inventions so she will oogle over yours. Forever.]

[notstevejobs]

How many years have you been working on that invention?

[cheap_oranges]

Quite a few. Why?

[notstevejobs]

It had been so long, I just never thought you'd get it done.

Congratulations.

[cheap_oranges]

Yes, well, it was an intensely complex project, even for me. It's no easy feat to reverse the flow of time!

[monotreme_101]

Wow, Orange Kid.

Where did this phone come from?

Anyway, that's real neat. Do you think it could un-rotten bad eggs as well?

[cheap_oranges]

...I honestly have no idea!

But yes, it is VERY neat. I'm not entirely sure if it would be able to do that, but I don't really see why not! I'll have to run some more tests.