Jun 24, 2010 19:45
*RING RING*
*RING RING*
[You're receiving a call on your receiver phone. Oh, you don't have a receiver phone? Apple Kid probably put it there, and Orange Kid hijacked the signal to it.]
Hello, this is Orange Kid!! I haven't shown myself in quite a while. I've been hard at work with my greatest invention yet!! It's been tough, even with my amazing intellect, but I always knew I'd pull through! It's taken a lot of long, hard work, but I've finally perfected it!!! I HAVE FOUND A WAY TO UNBOIL A HARD-BOILED EGG!!!!!!!!!!
This machine works perfectly, and will never, EVER break!! It shall go down in history as one of the greatest inventions of all time!!
I'd like to personally thank every single person for their support in this endeavor. There is one person I'd like to thank specifically, though. Ness! Thank you so much for your help! Your funding of this project so long ago has helped me finally create this magnificent invention!! Thank you, Ness. You've always believed in me, and today your believing has payed off!! Not that there was ever any doubt, of course! I am an amazingly brilliant genius, after all!!!