So then... er. With... my greatest invention completed, I believe I've learned all that I can from this school.  I shall take my leave, and always fondly... fondly remember ( Read more... )

( Mushroom Drug Trip. )

*RING RING*

*RING RING*

[You're receiving a call on your receiver phone. Oh, you don't have a receiver phone?  Apple Kid probably put it there, and Orange Kid hijacked the signal to it.]

Hello, this is Orange Kid!!  I haven't shown myself in quite a while. I've been hard at work with my greatest invention yet!! It's been tough, even with my amazing ( Read more... )

So, this'll be the third time now a dance, or prom, or something similar has come up, that I don't currently have a date for?  I suppose then that I'll have to put out an invitation to all the ladies of the school.

I hope that at least this time, they will have the courtesy to actually respond, even if it is to say no.

Earlier today, Orange Kid had been struck by a cupidbot.   And who should the very next person he see be, but Pit?  Immediately, he was overcome by love.  For the first time ever, Orange Kid actually cared about someone else more than himself, a completely unprecedented event ( Read more... )

( Secret Santa to Samus )

Lash, I can't BELIEVE you actually blew up my computer.  I know it was you, noone else would.  I had just finished the program I was writing to fix the problems with the network too.

Now I'm stuck using Apple Kid's computer.  It's all... slimy.  Why is the keyboard slimy. FREE CLEANING STUFF CLICK HERE UNBELIEVABLE DEALS!!!

...and it's STILL  ( Read more... )

I think that there may be DO YOU LIKE ORANGES A LITTLE TOO MUCH?  ONLY THE BEST AT EROTICORANGES.COM something wrong with the computers. I shall begin KNOW AN EGOTISTICAL DOUCHE YOU JUST CAN'T STAND?  HIRE AN ASSASSIN TODAY!!  working on something to repair this immediately!

( A note left on Apple Kid's dorm door )

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulcheap_oranges goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Orange Kid.blondprodigy gives you 3 dark blue lemon-flavoured gummy bats.cheap_oranges gives you 5 dark blue grapefruit-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.hasmorepokemon tricks you! You lose 6 pieces of candy!impish_shadow tricks you! You get a dead frog.ionianmode ( Read more... )