Today, my sister learned the words "stupid" and "fuck."

Hey fools, I lost my phone three weeks ago, and I finally got a new one (with the same number).  So, gimme your number or I'll never see you again ( Read more... )

My cousin Karl is, arguably, the smartest one in the family, or at least he has the greatest capacity for intelligence.  Since he was a kid, he  only received "A's" and was continually enrolled in all of the Honors and AP classes. Karl is also the most talented.  In high school, he was one of the starring athletes on the St. Mary's Football team, ( Read more... )

Fucking writer's block from hell.

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Oh my God, fuck Politics in Eastern Europe!!!!

Hey, for real, Azver's missing. Fei called saying his mom didn't see him come home last night. He hasn't been answering his phone calls or anything. So, if any of you can figure out who could know what happened to him, tell me or Fei. I think he was supposed to be at Caliph's party last night. I called him before 10 PM and he didn't answer his ( Read more... )

Dear The Game,

Stop re-mixing E-40 tracks. You're just embarassing yourself.

-Chaz

Fuck having six classes. This is ridiculous.

In the meantime, THIS song is fucking awesome.

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