This is your boy Patrick (no no, seriously. no, seriously, foreelz.) I wanna take you out to the Olive Garden, my treat. Don't give me that crap about how you don't like Italian. EVERYBODY loves Italian. Don't make this awkward. Let's go. In celebration of your graduation. Isn't that nice? It's cause we're buddies, foreals.
Do call, - Patrick "I love taking Chaz to the Olive Garden" Visperas
Did I tell you about the Singapore plan? Well, there's this special program in Singapore that allows you to finish up your last three months there, so I'm planning on doing that but that won't be for a while.
And, YES, I did realize THAT. Oh, believe you me! This is actually part of a really elaborate scheme to get you back here again, truth be told. In fact, marriages should only be had if its part of an elaborate scheme. That way, if it fails, you'd be like, "Hey, what'd you expect....we only did it so we can afford a hip replacement for the elephant." And thus everyone's feelings are spared.
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This is your boy Patrick (no no, seriously. no, seriously, foreelz.) I wanna take you out to the Olive Garden, my treat. Don't give me that crap about how you don't like Italian. EVERYBODY loves Italian. Don't make this awkward. Let's go. In celebration of your graduation. Isn't that nice? It's cause we're buddies, foreals.
Do call,
- Patrick "I love taking Chaz to the Olive Garden" Visperas
p.s. you may reach me at (925) 639-0738
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Sure thing, just as soon as I'm done with this godforsaken quarter.
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annnnd you HAVE to get married, it's the only way i'm getting a free ticket to see you guys again.
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And, YES, I did realize THAT. Oh, believe you me! This is actually part of a really elaborate scheme to get you back here again, truth be told. In fact, marriages should only be had if its part of an elaborate scheme. That way, if it fails, you'd be like, "Hey, what'd you expect....we only did it so we can afford a hip replacement for the elephant." And thus everyone's feelings are spared.
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