what exactly, is it that makes people feel the need to vigorously make out around me at shows? I dont go to very many concerts anymore, but lately it seems that at every one i go to, there is a couple who are not paying any attention to whats going on onstage, but as to how far they can cram each others tongues down the others throat, or how can ( Read more... )

so yeah. been in chicago for a few days now. Flew in from cali on sunday, and nearly crashed on the way here. We flew through a really bad thunderstorm, and the thought that kept going through my head was 'oh my god, i'm going to die on a plane'. If you didnt know, i hatehateHATE flying, so this made everything ten bajillion times worse. ( Read more... )

so yeah. I've been back in Irvine for a week or so now, and its been alright i guess. Its been nice to see my family and going out with Lauren has been really fun. It feels wierd to be back here though. Im not sure why, but something just feels off. Oh well. Havent gone to all the places that ive wanted to hit up, but I guess all that stuff ( Read more... )

so yeah. yesterday as i was leaving work, as i was pulling out of the parking space i was in, my front bumper caught on the curn and the passenger side ripped off. thats kinda sums up all of last week, with the whole bumper thing being the crowning achievement. I'm gonna get some estimates i guess, (once i find a decent shop to take my stupid ( Read more... )

"In England in 1830, William Hukkison became the first person ever run over by a railroad train. Wouldn't that make you feel stupid? for millions and millions of years there were no trains, then suddenly they have trains, and you get run over?"

because jesus really IS fucking metal.

so yeah. i started a new job on tuesday. i'm the new honor court secretary at UF. its basically the easiest job ever. I work 1-5 monday thru friday, and i get paid pretty well to sit around and read, talk on the phone, and occasionally update the honor court case files. So far this semester there have been 9 cases which ive been told is a lot ( Read more... )

RED STATE.  BLUE VOTER.

Pass it on.

i feel so torn lately. i like it here in gainesville, and even though its boring and suburban, its nice. i have a really nice new apartment, close proximity to pretty much EVERYTHING and never have to worry about parking. plus, its all really cheap. ive met some really awesome people here, and kens parents are so close, that any time we need ( Read more... )

so, uh, the people in florida (and in the incestloving3teethinthewholedamntowntruckdrivingbabyfucking central U.S.) are morons. that, or severly retarded ( Read more... )