Friday: Make Your List!

[will_aurelius]

For swops:

Note: I clame no responsibilty for eny loss ov life, limb, or reputashun due to partisipating in this exchanj ov goods
and also am not taking teh blame if Angelus comes caling to get anything I hav nicked off ov him back.

The Items:

1. One copy ov From Acathla to Zombie: A Fledgeling's Bestiary. Used, fare condishun, slite ginja beer stain

Comments

[lilruca]

*growls* Angelus? You know that whiny brat? And Spike and Dru too. Fancy that.

I wouldn't mind either book (From Acathla to Zombie and/or Frontingbum's Demonic Etiquette).
Please check out my list to see if I have anything you want.

[will_aurelius]

[Spike looks vaguely surprised to hear Angelus referred to as a "whingy brat". He sizes this person up with narrowed eyes]

'Gelus, whingy? ...Are you some horrible old relation, I don't know?

Yeh, I know Spike. On account of I am him. And I would be very careful wot I said about Dru right about now, if I were you.

[lilruca]

Won't say a thing. So, is there anything of mine you want for those books or not? Why am I _even_ trying to get these?

[will_aurelius]

[After having checked out this bird's gear]

I'll swop you Frontingbum's Demonic Etiquette for the medical kit. I'm going to hang on to the other one for now, but I'll see if you want to unload anything else if I can't fine a sucker anybody to take the other one, all right?

You want this stuff cos you lurve esoteric, incredibly rare books on demons and how to act if you're invited to one of their parties, I'm guessing. You could probably make a pretty pretty selling this stuff to collectors.

Also, there are lots of amusing notations and illustrations in the margins. I especially recommend checking out pages 135-212, if you flip the bottom right corner of the page, you get to see a little skeleton bloke do a dance and then kick his own skull about like a football.

[will_aurelius]

[Spike grins]

Ta, mate! I think it will make terrific tinder. It will improve its appearance by about 150%, as well.

Let's see the jelly beans, then. Did you manage to swop all your other stuff?

[will_aurelius]

[Seizing the bag]

Ta, mate! I bet I can find some chump to swop for these. I'm going to claim they're specialised demonic fang sharpening jelly beans.

...Your socks?

I would think there were easier methods of torture, personally.