Friday: Make Your List!

[will_aurelius]

For swops:

Note: I clame no responsibilty for eny loss ov life, limb, or reputashun due to partisipating in this exchanj ov goods
and also am not taking teh blame if Angelus comes caling to get anything I hav nicked off ov him back.

The Items:

1. One copy ov From Acathla to Zombie: A Fledgeling's Bestiary. Used, fare condishun, slite ginja beer stain

Comments

[lilruca]

*growls* Angelus? You know that whiny brat? And Spike and Dru too. Fancy that.

I wouldn't mind either book (From Acathla to Zombie and/or Frontingbum's Demonic Etiquette).
Please check out my list to see if I have anything you want.

[will_aurelius]

[Spike looks vaguely surprised to hear Angelus referred to as a "whingy brat". He sizes this person up with narrowed eyes]

'Gelus, whingy? ...Are you some horrible old relation, I don't know?

Yeh, I know Spike. On account of I am him. And I would be very careful wot I said about Dru right about now, if I were you.

[lilruca]

Won't say a thing. So, is there anything of mine you want for those books or not? Why am I _even_ trying to get these?

[will_aurelius]

[After having checked out this bird's gear]

I'll swop you Frontingbum's Demonic Etiquette for the medical kit. I'm going to hang on to the other one for now, but I'll see if you want to unload anything else if I can't fine a sucker anybody to take the other one, all right?

You want this stuff cos you lurve esoteric, incredibly rare books on demons and how to act if you're invited to one of their parties, I'm guessing. You could probably make a pretty pretty selling this stuff to collectors.

Also, there are lots of amusing notations and illustrations in the margins. I especially recommend checking out pages 135-212, if you flip the bottom right corner of the page, you get to see a little skeleton bloke do a dance and then kick his own skull about like a football.

[lilruca]

HAH! Books ain't my thing. I just am a sucker for a**holes. I'll have to check out the margins though. That sounds like something I'd enjoy. Medi-kit's yours. I have more s**t too. So If there's something specific you're looking for, let me know.

[will_aurelius]

[With a straight face]

Well, luv, I hope you'll not be disappointed, but I'm not actually swopping arseholes today.

Been a pleasure doing business with you, ta for the medical kit.Wot other sort of stuff have you got, then?

[lilruca]

Oh, please. I am one of the head staff at one of the most well funded institutions in the world. I have access to anything from books to weapons to more medical stuff to demons (though I'm not sure about trading living things...). Supernatural to mundane. I can probably get my hands on it. *Smirks, all smug and dark*

[will_aurelius]

[Spike wonders if this bird is possibly a Watcher. He's heard Watchers don't have any sense of humour. But they also don't take women, do they?]

Well, you've got the copy you swopped for, but yeh, I suppose if you really put your mind to it, you could get another. Start a whole collection. I guess you could do anything you like with them.

Although why you'd want more than one copy of a book... d'you intend to read it more than once, or something?

[On the off-chance she is a Watcher, Spike decides to try a bit of preliminary winding-up.]

You trade in demons? Now, that sounds a bit more hard-core than trading, say, stamps or post cards or commemorative thimbles. How many in the collection, then?

Where d'you keep them, anyway? I doubt they'd fit easily into an album.