Easter is when Jesus comes out of his hole and if he sees his shadow we get 6 more weeks of lent, right? You know us Jews got no game so we dsont know whats going on... Yeah, happy times. I gotta visit you guys...
No, I think Easter is when the kids dress up in scary bunny costumes to frighten away the evil spirits and help Jesus wake up from his three-day hangover.
And being Jewish isn't so bad. We have Christmas, you have Chanukah. We have Easter, you have Passover. See? We're all one big happy religious family!
I don't even know what I'm talking about. All my holidays involve Alcohol, my one true god.
hee! i worship a monkey. His name is Bahamut. He has a red ass and eats a lot of cookies. Made of human body parts. Right, so who wants the bunny ears???
Kinda-sorta gave up LJ for Lent. Most Protestants don't actually give things up for Lent, so it was mostly just a way of saying, "I'm taking a break from LJ."
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Yeah, happy times. I gotta visit you guys...
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And being Jewish isn't so bad. We have Christmas, you have Chanukah. We have Easter, you have Passover. See? We're all one big happy religious family!
I don't even know what I'm talking about. All my holidays involve Alcohol, my one true god.
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Right, so who wants the bunny ears???
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*resolves to try this sometime* ^_~
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Mew,
Shari
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Aww, glad to know you guys missed me. And yes, I'm back! Lenten Livejournal abstention is over!
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Now that's a good sacrifice! I'm born jewish, so no sacrifice for mew!
:::hugs her LJ::::
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