drinking and easter misx welll
we'r jdrunk. it's easter night and we're loaded. Hooray drofor drunking jesus. you da man.
Jwsus drank jerusalem gold. It's made of beets. Some might say that beets are niot fitting of the Son of God, but tho them I say 'Verily, fucketh off.' God drinks twhat he wants, fuckfaces (and he means fuckfaces in the niecest way. Like reeeeal nice, ladies). I happen to like Spaghetti O's, and I can eat them faster thsan Mike can say :"babuy, I'm done.'
coffee alfaovered flavored vodka is the rule.
Oh yeah, this is a buttwasted lj o[ost [p [ post . niyyes ni buttwaster means that you can't hit the backspace key when typing, it justmes comes out ias is oop s as it is. funnier that way. heh.
so, like i said, ocffee flavored fodka rules. it was tasty in tonic and ice.
we're share ing the typing. me and fizre.[ fizrep. i can't hyperlink right now.
Hyperlinking is for cupcakes. Behold my preophetic power where baked goods are cnoncerned. And actually, coffe flavored voka and tonic leaves a nasty taste in your mught.... mought. mouth. fucking orifice. sdon't give me any lip. hahaha, moutha have lips!@ sucker! Hans says that the fucking orifice is the pootie tang, but he says that a lot. whee, hey who here knows if you can mix dyno-mite and vodka. that shit would be the bomb. Is here a cure for booze? Over to Hans!
although we have vifninshed a bottle of apfel corn and some in an I mean gin and osome guinness and flaming dr peppers and some coffee fovd vode fuck fvodka we still have room fro more drinking. wheheeeeee heee. Ther are some quotes of the night.
"It works and yet it doesn.t" = We both said that. THe Hive. All of us said it.
The Trick Is In the Bubbles. - I said that.
They're like little fungi cocks. - fizrep said that. he was talking about mushrooms. Mushrorom Mushroom!!!!!
he' a pussy, though. he coldn't handle tahi im mean thai food on medium spicy level. That shit was teh hotness. Fucked him right the fuck hup . Hoo hyeah.
I hope ang is reading this. Jesus died so that you could read livejournal again. That's niceof him . He brings thoese blue sparks.
anyuway we're fpretytty drunkn right now, sow happy resurracetion djesus, you always be da man!