Munitions-heavy Movie Reviews!

[chaosvizier]

Not every summer blockbuster/release can be Batman: The Dark Knight. Sometimes (read: often) they are something considerably less. This, however, does not mean that they're bad. Just... less good.

Wanted

Comments

[ladylyonesse]

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear most of what you said -- you lost me shortly after "Angelina's naked ass".

~drooooooool~

[chaosvizier]

Yeah, a lot of the movie vanished from memory after that point too. Mmmmm... ass.

[ebontigress]

Glad you finally got to see it!

I enjoyed it quite a bit, just for the 'out there' atmosphere. Violent sfx and sexual tension you can cut with a knife? YES PLEASE!

And yes, I agree with you on the Angelina slo-mo scene. She's always so much fun to watch. Though I have a particular attraction to the playing chicken with the train overpass scenes-- I just love the way she slides gracefully under the concrete.

6) Return to Reality! Our Hero goes back to work, tells off his boss in spectacular fashion, and whales his friend in the jaw with a keyboard. The keys fly off the keyboard to spell "FUCK YOU", except the last U is the guy's molar. I'll give props for that.

I call dibbs on this LJ icon!