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chaosvizier

Some Movie Ideas Just Should Not Be

Feb 21, 2008 08:57

This post is dedicated to cheezdanish, who made mention of a terrible, terrible thing.

( Coming Soon To A Theater Near You. Unfortunately. )

writing, movies

Comments 36

mamajoan February 21 2008, 15:54:08 UTC

*facepalm* It could totally happen. This morning I saw a billboard for what appears to be a movie based on Horton Hears a Who. Nothing is sacred any more.

chaosvizier February 21 2008, 16:30:48 UTC

I've seen the preview. It looks like more of Jim Carrey at his lamest, bastardizing another Dr. Seuss classic. With Steve Carell thrown in for bad measure.

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Flawless List chaosvizier February 21 2008, 20:26:59 UTC

Ok, I'll admit, I would pay extra to see Clive Owen in "Shoots And Ladders". I'm not proud.

Re: But why stop there?! fax_celestis February 21 2008, 21:51:50 UTC

"Tim Burton's Candyland", starring Johnny Depp.

...I'd watch it.

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chaosvizier February 22 2008, 03:27:43 UTC

Granted, there is no limit to the possibilities. My general fear is that all the possibilities suck, unless they're designed with maximum tongue-in-cheek comedic influence. If it's a movie that absolutely does not take itself seriously and milks the franchise for every last ounce of mockery, then I could see it going surprisingly well.