Comments | chaosvizier: Food Groups Down Under

chaosvizier

Food Groups Down Under

Dec 19, 2006 06:35

This post is dedicated to anyone I know in the Australo-Pacific region.

Yesterday, my lunch consisted entirely of a box of Tim-Tams. Yes, a whole box. Yes, Tim-Tams. You guys are right- they're pretty damn good. Once again, the Land Down Under proves its worth.

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trishalynn December 19 2006, 12:24:10 UTC

Tim-Tams are like legal tender amongst my friends. Didja you know that they're being sold at Cost Plus now? And that there's a Cost Plus not far from my parents' house in Cali....?

And I'm flying out for Xmas today...?

Are you even getting the hints I'm throwing your way?

chaosvizier December 19 2006, 13:30:40 UTC

.......wait for it....... I'm getting something......
You want me...... to.... fly to Cali.... and buy a Cost Plus.... before Christmas... with legal tender.

Check.

trishalynn December 19 2006, 14:04:09 UTC

*sighs, shakes head*

And you're supposed to be one of the last lines of defense between rogue enemy ambassadors gaining access to the NYC-streets...

chaosvizier December 19 2006, 14:44:20 UTC

I save you every day. My operations go unseen by the common eye! Unless cookies are involved.

marasca December 19 2006, 13:09:21 UTC

According to Wikipedia, they sell Tim Tams in Japan! I'll keep an eye out!

chaosvizier December 19 2006, 13:31:15 UTC

Tasty cookies! The Australians are all good in my book today. And yesterday.

lovellama December 19 2006, 13:58:06 UTC

I've heard about these Tim Tams! Every month I enter an online contest to win a basket of Tim Tams. Haven't won yet. :(

I've had Jaffa Cakes, and Tim Tams are next on my list.

chaosvizier December 19 2006, 14:42:24 UTC

I have another box. I predict a similar lunch today. Tasty! You should come up and try some before they're all gone. ;-)

angledge December 19 2006, 22:59:40 UTC

Jaffa Cakes are my ticket to immortality. I've eaten SO MANY of those unnatural confections, I won't rot when I die.

chaosvizier December 19 2006, 23:02:02 UTC

Is that anything like all the Fruity Pebbles I used to eat?

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valmontheights December 19 2006, 14:29:28 UTC

We have 'em here (Indonesia), too. Complete with a sexually suggestive ad campaign where one of our hottest actresses, Titi Kamal, dressed up like a naughty nurse and proceeded to eat one of the chocolate-covered Tim-Tams in slow motion.

chaosvizier December 19 2006, 14:43:31 UTC

Well, I'm sold. If a hot actress named Titty says eat the cookie, then by god I am going to eat the damn cookie.

lovellama December 19 2006, 17:11:24 UTC

Mmm, SG slash... :D

chaosvizier December 19 2006, 17:23:37 UTC

Settle down there, ma'am. We won't be having any of your fantastical mansex delusions. We worship boobs here. ;-)

thereject December 19 2006, 15:34:08 UTC

oh man and they're so good with coffee. mmmm...

chaosvizier December 19 2006, 16:12:17 UTC

Good with coffee? Hmm... well, Mr. Coffee Machine, if that really IS your name, let us see what base goods you can provide to enhance my Tim Tam experience...

fizrep December 19 2006, 17:25:03 UTC

The more I read about you people eating these, the more I think I've stumbled into some kind of Choose-Your-own-adventure of nightmarish proportions.

chaosvizier December 19 2006, 17:43:37 UTC

If you like Tam, please turn to page 22.
If you like Tim, please turn to page 13.
If you like Tym, please go to Latvia.
If you are eating a bag of prawn cocktail flavored potato crisps like I am, then your attempt to ford the book has failed, you have lost three internal organs and two oxen, and have contracted dysentery. You have died! Please turn to page 1 and start again.

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