Food Groups Down Under

[chaosvizier]

This post is dedicated to anyone I know in the Australo-Pacific region.

Yesterday, my lunch consisted entirely of a box of Tim-Tams. Yes, a whole box. Yes, Tim-Tams. You guys are right- they're pretty damn good. Once again, the Land Down Under proves its worth.

Comments

[thereject]

oh man and they're so good with coffee. mmmm...

[chaosvizier]

Good with coffee? Hmm... well, Mr. Coffee Machine, if that really IS your name, let us see what base goods you can provide to enhance my Tim Tam experience...

[fizrep]

The more I read about you people eating these, the more I think I've stumbled into some kind of Choose-Your-own-adventure of nightmarish proportions.

[chaosvizier]

If you like Tam, please turn to page 22.
If you like Tim, please turn to page 13.
If you like Tym, please go to Latvia.
If you are eating a bag of prawn cocktail flavored potato crisps like I am, then your attempt to ford the book has failed, you have lost three internal organs and two oxen, and have contracted dysentery. You have died! Please turn to page 1 and start again.

[fizrep]

Fucking shrimp wannabes... now I have to start all over.

[chaosvizier]

Yeah, seriously. Who makes Shrimp Cocktail flavored potato chips anyway? What kind of crazy world is this?

[fizrep]

One that needs to get to work on shrabster cocktail potato chips, imo.

[chaosvizier]

Do not even tempt me with the awesomeness of shrabster. Dammit, I wish I could actually cook.