Comments | chaosvizier: Sumo, Revisited...

chaosvizier

Sumo, Revisited...

Jun 21, 2006 09:19

Previously, our hero had found himself at the mercy of the World Sumo Wrestling League and the infinite shenanigans that went along with a performance of the ages. The tale was magical, but lacked photographic evidence and support... until now.

( Now behold the picspamming power of Iron Mountain! )

karate, pictures, strange, storytime

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severus89 June 21 2006, 15:05:43 UTC

"FINISH HIM!!!"

chaosvizier June 21 2006, 15:21:32 UTC

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

severus89 June 21 2006, 15:47:48 UTC

EXCELLENT!

chaosvizier June 21 2006, 16:17:55 UTC

FRIENDSHIP. FRIENDSHIP?!?!?

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ajmcoqui June 21 2006, 15:20:58 UTC

"Flawless victory!"

chaosvizier June 21 2006, 15:22:03 UTC

HAHAHAHA, I posted my comment at the same time. Eeeeexcellent.

ajmcoqui June 21 2006, 15:22:38 UTC

Great minds think alike, and all that. :)

chaosvizier June 21 2006, 16:19:15 UTC

Yeah, and us too. ;-)

trishalynn June 21 2006, 15:51:34 UTC

Why, O why, did you not go topless underneath your orange vest, too? Is there too much fuzz on the Vizier's chest?

fax_celestis June 21 2006, 16:07:01 UTC

Nonono, the Iron Mountain is made of the Black Metal.

chaosvizier June 21 2006, 16:19:44 UTC

Is it an eeeeeeevil metal?

fax_celestis June 21 2006, 17:09:18 UTC

It is a Metal of Doom, Doom Rained Down Upon Its Enemies Via a Flurry of Displayed Fists and Fat Men in Thongs!

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chaosvizier June 21 2006, 17:20:01 UTC

For your information, missy, those are skirt-pants. There's a difference. ;-)

lovellama June 21 2006, 17:47:46 UTC

You mean 'culotts'... don't you? 0.o

lovellama June 21 2006, 17:48:28 UTC

no, they're shorter...

Never mind.

marasca June 22 2006, 14:21:09 UTC

The costumes! Bwahahahaha!! Though I did envision the wrist things being colored and puffier, like little puffy sleeves on your wrists. It could have been worse... ;)

On a serious note: Not that I follow sumo, but there was an article recently about the influx of sumo wrestlers in Japan who are non-Japanese. One guy who's pretty popular, and apparently really good, is from Blugaria. There are a few others from other places too. I'll see if I can dig up the article. It's a little weird that Japan, mostly populated by short, skinny people, would develop a sport for imensely fat men, isn't it?

chaosvizier June 22 2006, 14:36:55 UTC

I think the winner of this tournament was also Bulgarian. Or maybe he got second. But there were a bunch, and they were pretty good. I think they were the ones who looked like Tony Soprano.

And yes, only the Japanese could come up with a sport that's diametrically opposed to their natural physiological structure and make it work. Those wacky guys.