Sumo, Revisited...

[chaosvizier]

Previously, our hero had found himself at the mercy of the World Sumo Wrestling League and the infinite shenanigans that went along with a performance of the ages. The tale was magical, but lacked photographic evidence and support... until now.

Comments

[trishalynn]

Why, O why, did you not go topless underneath your orange vest, too? Is there too much fuzz on the Vizier's chest?

[fax_celestis]

Nonono, the Iron Mountain is made of the Black Metal.

[chaosvizier]

Is it an eeeeeeevil metal?

[fax_celestis]

It is a Metal of Doom, Doom Rained Down Upon Its Enemies Via a Flurry of Displayed Fists and Fat Men in Thongs!

[chaosvizier]

That is indeed a sad and terrible Doom to wish upon any man.

[fax_celestis]

Hence the blackness. It is a metaphor for the Doom, which is a doom so extravagant it requires capitalization.

[chaosvizier]

Oh, is that why Dr. Doom capitalizes that?
...
No wait, it's because that's really his last name. Nevermind.

[chaosvizier]

Trust me, you'd rather see the sumo wrestlers' hot manflesh than my pasty slug body. Besides, the black underarmor makes me look cooler.

Also, my colleagues are all ripped and shit, and I'm flat and simple. ;-)

[ketaki]

But hot damn, you move fast my friend!

[chaosvizier]

If Mohammed won't come to the mountain, the Mountain will come and beat Mohammed down with sticks, boy howdy. Moe better get his slow ass in gear if he wants more of that prophecy stuff.

[ketaki]

LOL - Although, looking at the pics, you all have big grins which would intimidate me into a corner if I met you face to face... *hides*

[chaosvizier]

Fear our big sharp gleaming white teeth! Oh, and our weapons too.

[ketaki]

Weapons? I never noticed the weapons...
Just the sharp and shiny teeth! o.o;

[chaosvizier]

Oh yeah, we didn't have weapons when we posed. Might have frightened off the kiddies or something. Heh.

[ketaki]

And in that pic of you whizzing around... I see no weapon, just a fain blur...
Yeah, be nice to the kids, they are our future after all. It's amazing what X Box can teach young minds about life.

Agreed

[jacesan]

The black underarmor does make you look cooler.

"It's not whether you win or lose, it's how good you look playing."