Comments | chaosvizier: April: Treasure, Toxins, and Titillation

chaosvizier

April: Treasure, Toxins, and Titillation

Apr 12, 2006 08:26

As I mentioned yesterday, this past weekend there was a wedding.

( Now I'll tell the tale of the actual wedding. )

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chaosvizier April 12 2006, 14:36:14 UTC

You cannot deny the power of mounted head. And you can take that however you'd like.

Indeed! angledge April 12 2006, 18:33:43 UTC

I agree that there is just something about that photo.

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fizrep April 12 2006, 15:28:44 UTC

In my defense, he guy on TV was being a dick.

chaosvizier April 12 2006, 16:21:30 UTC

Yeah, I don't know what that guy's problem was.

kokopellinelli April 12 2006, 17:00:57 UTC

*giggles more than she probably should*

Maaaaan, why aren't any of the weddings I go to that fun? Keely's getting married this summer and I'm willing to bet there won't be mounted heads or drunken forays to Taco Bell or tasteless ANYTHING. :( And I'll have to wear a DRESS.

This little piggy built his house out of straw!

So very bad, fizrep. So very, very...*sporfle*...bad. *snicker*

chaosvizier April 12 2006, 17:14:48 UTC

You're in Alaska. I'm willing to bet you can find A) tiny out-of-the-way villages, B) tastelessness, and C) Mounted Talking Moose Heads. In fact, I'm willing to bet that an Alaskan invented C. In further point of fact, I'll let you know that the groom kikimoose IS Alaskan. Probably explains why he chose the lodge. "Talking Moose Head? Oh man! It's just like home!"

And yes, fizrep is a bad man. Worse than me, even. And that's saying something.

kokopellinelli April 13 2006, 01:53:02 UTC

I will have you know that I have NEVER seen a talking moose head. Real moose heads in restaurants, yes, but never a talking one. Though I HAVE seen those singing bass. Anyway, your point is pointless, as the wedding is in Oregon, not Alaska.

chaosvizier April 13 2006, 12:16:18 UTC

Ok, Oregon. So you might only get A) and B) then. You might have to substitute C) with "very large deer". But I bet somewhere someone can get one to talk.

And those singing bass are abominations. Ugh.

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doomgirl April 12 2006, 23:03:03 UTC

a. You are fucking hilarious.
2. That is one of the most awesome wedding gifts I've ever seen and I fully intend to steal the idea as soon as an occasion presents itself.

chaosvizier April 13 2006, 05:32:32 UTC

The gift came out much better than expected. We thought we were snagged because, surprisingly, coins do not take up as much space as we had initially hoped. Hence, a buttload of chocolate coins, which were a good filler. The antique bottle and the pouch of Crown Royal helped too. Also, there's a bottle of pirate beer in there. Yes, pirate beer. It's all good. Also, we had some 17 people contributing to the goods, which made it more... filling, I guess.

And good to see you again! Come by more often!

doomgirl April 13 2006, 12:03:59 UTC

It was awesome. I was impressed.

If my layover on my way to Portugal is in NJ (as it might be) I'll wave in your general direction. Hee!

chaosvizier April 13 2006, 12:14:07 UTC

Huh huh, you said "layover".

Wave!

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jaebird May 2 2006, 16:14:24 UTC

I've ridden my bike through the mcdonalds drive thru before @_@ Didn't set off the weight thing (thank god) and the drive thru people laughed, but they did serve us

chaosvizier May 2 2006, 16:36:32 UTC

You lucked out then. I guess being drunk and on foot just wasn't enough for the window people. We just wanted a munchy hexagon! Is that so much to ask?

jaebird May 2 2006, 16:41:13 UTC

What was their reaction later when you came back through in a car with a lady in a wedding dress?

chaosvizier May 2 2006, 18:12:23 UTC

She'd already changed, actually. Not surprising; Her dress was like a beanbag. We'd all gotten out of our monkey suits by then. Choking... horribly... on tie... need oxygen... gack!

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