Please plan accordingly.

Dear New!Who authors:

I <3 Nine/Rose. Really, I do. But...

Rose is not the only love The Doctor's ever had. It's an old rant, I know, but having a new relationship does not invalidate all old relationships. Yeah, The Doctor can love Rose, she can change his life even (guy just got out of a Time War, I'd say a hot cheerful 19 year old might be just ( Read more... )

Title: Secret Society
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto Jones, Toshiko Sato, mentions of Ianto/Jack and Tosh/Owen
Genre: humor? angst? I dunno
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warning: slash, het, inspired by 2x04, Meat, but no actual spoilers
Disclaimer: Torchwood belongs to Russell T Davies and various other British people
Author's Notes: unrelated to ( Read more... )

 Shawn is always running somewhere - to the precinct, to the crime scene, to his father’s, away from his father’s - but after this case, after running all over Santa Barbara to find the latest murder suspect only to get a bullet in the arm, and after being escorted to the hospital by an irate Irish detective, Shawn really doesn’t mind if he trudges ( Read more... )

Sirius knows what it is to be crazy. Twelve years in Azkaban is no walk in the park, even if you are innocent. Twelve years of listening to his mother tell him he’s worthless, of telling Snape about the Willow, of watching his friends and allies in the Order die for their beliefs, of telling James to switch Secret Keepers, of knowing it’s his fault ( Read more... )

He and Jules are drunk off their asses - or at least doing their best to get there. The case was finally solved and Gus was stuck with the driving and that was reason enough for them to down some appletinis at the local bar. Jules is a lightweight and it’s not long before she says, with a slight slur that her favorite thing about he partner is his ( Read more... )

 

Ron knows the kinds of dreams normal teenage boys have. He hears Harry, Dean, Seamus - even Neville - moaning and panting into the night. There are no secrets in the boys’ dorms once everyone’s hit puberty. He knows it’s normal to think of busty women, real or not, with long legs and no inhibitions. He knows it’s normal to spend nights writhing and ( Read more... )

( Everyone calls her Muffy or Ms. Grey... Except Benny )