Did I Really Say That?

[cgronlund]

Cynthia was teasing me about a really goofy thing I said a couple years ago that's become a running joke with us. It got me thinking: "What are the top five goofiest things I've ever said?"

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[typsygypsy]

Aw! I enjoyed that. And laughed.

Only one thing comes to mind (yes, I know there are others).

When I learned that Brink's sister is blind, the first thing I said was, "oh hey! I used to know sign language!"

[cgronlund]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

I only laugh 'cause that's the kinda thing I'd do.

It's funny how the brain works...

[typsygypsy]

...or doesn't work, as the case may be.

Have a super day!

"You're my favorite wife."

[rosesrred]

Lost my coffee on that one!

"Tee Hee" is definitely on my list.
Anything else may be blocked from memory due to the high level of embarrassment that followed..lol

Re: "You're my favorite wife."

[cgronlund]

Yes, the absinthe "Tee hee..." was classic :) That was a great visit!

[curtishart]

I seem to remember you recalling a story about staring at a pile of ants when you were a kid and thinking "...and that's when I saw God."

Of course, COOOBRAAAAAA! comes to mind as well (But we were all guilty of that one.)

[cgronlund]

It was me looking at ants and saying, "That's religion..." to my mom. I was a goofy kid. I also told my mother I wanted to be a doorbell when I grew up and asked her if I could travel through lightbulbs.

I will refrain from the best goofy line you ever dropped, but it involves super powahs!

[cgronlund]

Oh, wait...I thought you were Mark ribbing me about the ants thing and it was Mark and the super powahs line.

The pain...oh, the pain...

Primate Hands

[mfelps]

I remember how long that "Night Court with Bull" meme went on.

I, of course, never say stupid things:)

"It's like...in there, but out here..."

Re: Primate Hands

[cgronlund]

Yes, watching you dropping multiple hits of acid was always worth the price of admission :)

Re: Primate Hands

[cgronlund]

When the kid was on the swing peeing into the pool in that movie and Mark was well into acid, I thought we were all gonna die from laughing too hard... :)

When you get to China, would you bring back some tea?

[youngraven]

Right, so I used to work as a project co-ordinator, which in essence means that I was Front Desk Monkey. Hardly glamourous at all, but it certainly had its 'ah, shite' moments, and this was one of them.

Something had got up my nose - something usually did, as this was rather vexing employ. Such things make me curse. I am neither proud nor ashamed of this; however, I do realise that other people might be offended. Right? Right.

Your line: Get to the bloody point.
My line: Not yet.

One day, our the lead proposal writer was hovering about the front desk when something bugged my shit. I cursed under my breath, but audibly enough, sort of thing. He tittered at me and said 'and what was that, Gypsy?'

To which I replied (and I swear to you I said 'the' not 'a') 'ah, it wasn't language fit for the Queen to hear'.

He smirked, 'Well, I wouldn't say that I'm a *queen*'.

The man was rather pronouncedly gay.

Re: When you get to China, would you bring back some tea?

[cgronlund]

Oh, my...that's an instant classic! One of those "I'd have paid to see that" moments.

Ah, shite indeed!