For Mark:


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These may or may not crack mfelps up.

salt__lick shared them with darthcynthia earlier.

Magical Trevor #1

Magical Trevor #2

Magical Trevor #3

Magical Trevor #4

For something completely different (With Boards of Canada background music...):

Salad Fingers #1

Salad Fingers #2.

I appreciate well done humor.

The videos killed me, but The Tarvupedia impressed the hell out of me.

The effort put into this is wonderful!

Go here...

Look at the final image in the collection...

NEVER sleep again...

I've mentioned a previous battle with my car's headlight. I've mentioned how even shaddowshoes, with his smaller hands and far, far superior mechanical skills had a tough time with the retaining mechanism of the headlight ( Read more... )

Number 66 on my 101 in 1,001 Days list was entering a lingerie shop--alone--and buying something for darthcynthiaNow, I know that's no biggie for a lot of guys. But I've always been very shy when it comes to the thought of entering a woman's store to buy the very things from the ads that helped me get through puberty ( Read more... )

In eighth grade, I had a PE teacher who called a friend and me wops on a regular basis. In fact, he referred to us as "The Wop Brothers" and the "Dago Duo." (This same coach regularly threatened to stick his twelve and a half incher straight up the ass of anybody caught "foolhousing." He meant his shoe, but it's not hard to figure out why we all ( Read more... )

Cynthia was teasing me about a really goofy thing I said a couple years ago that's become a running joke with us. It got me thinking: "What are the top five goofiest things I've ever said?"

( Here's the list off the top of my head: )

Just when I need something new to read, this book by the_red_fez arrived:


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So Miller Lite has their Man Laws advertising campaign.

It's stupid man fun, and I'd be lying if I said I haven't chuckled at some of the commercials.

But the funniest thing to me: should the defining laws of the goofy side of the male gender be defined by men drinking light beer?

Pull my finger for the answer!

Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh...