Comments | certainthings: it's funny because it's true.

certainthings

it's funny because it's true.

Nov 19, 2010 19:18

I don't remember his name but this was told by a stand up who was on Conan the other day. It makes me laugh. Like a lot ( Read more... )

stand-up, bad jokes, conan o'brien

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agt_league November 20 2010, 03:27:54 UTC

LMFAO.

certainthings November 20 2010, 03:33:34 UTC

That was my reaction as well, I think there might have been some crying as well.

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certainthings November 20 2010, 05:46:06 UTC

Macro meme?

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certainthings November 20 2010, 06:47:24 UTC

I don't know that dog and telephone pole macro but I'm amused by the one posted there.

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jrs1980 November 20 2010, 07:06:32 UTC

Kind of reminds me of Andy Blitz, who was a writer for Conan during LN. He did stand-up one night (the summer of '01) and said "If I'm ever on a hijacked plane, I'm going to have to stand up and ask the hijacker, 'Hey, why didn't you just get on the plane that was already going where you want it to...?'" His routine was hilar.

certainthings November 20 2010, 07:21:35 UTC

That does sound like something I'd laugh at. A lot.

jrs1980 November 20 2010, 07:31:45 UTC

The only other bit I remember is that he wanted to go on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, and be one of those people that comes to the right answer, but for completely wrong reasons.

Who was president during WWII?

Monroe, Jefferson, Lincoln, or Roosevelt.

"Well, I know it wasn't Lincoln, because WWII was in the 1900s, and Lincoln wasn't president until later...Monroe...that's not actually a president, I don't think, Jefferson had defected to Italy by then, so...Roosevelt?" "...Correct." "YAY!"

certainthings November 20 2010, 07:35:08 UTC

Bwahahahaha.

Is this on youtube anywhere? Everything should be on youtube.

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