I don't remember his name but this was told by a stand up who was on Conan the other day. It makes me laugh. Like a lot ( Read more... )

Bill Engvall: Tell the story about taking your sister to the flea market.
Audience Member: [yells] Is she hot?
Larry The Cable Guy: She made Ray Charles flinch.

Sean Locke: [re: back hair] It's wrong, like having a third nipple or blood on your clown suit.

ahahahahahahaha. *ahem*

I just watched Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. Yes, it was as good and as awesome as it sounds.

And if you haven't heard Patton Oswalt talking about it ... what is wrong with you? I mean here listen to it now.