Psst.
HOT CHARITY.

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I just got out of a two week stint in the hospital. If I could open my mouth large enough to stick anything but a spoonful of pudding inside I'd show you te carnage. So many pain killers, so little time.

PS. If you're over the age of 10, don't get your tonsils out unless you're into the slow torturous death thing. Seriously.

in the first twenty four hours in college i met and befriended seven guys from my floor as well as an entire fraternity and was subsequently invited to my first kegger. i'd say i'm kicking some pretty serious ass at college so far.

Q
the eagle has landed.

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20 minutes ago I would have taken up a career as a prostitute if it meant I could have an oreo cookie. Just one oreo cookie. Thankfully, prostitution wasn't necessary and I headed to the corner market to buy some glorious oreo cookies, and buy them I did. And then I ate one. And it was by far the most delicious cookie that has ever touched the ( Read more... )

I'm going to see
METALLICA
in concert. I could shit a brick.

I would like to take this opportunity to document that in ONE MONTH I will be leaving for college, and be moving back to the states for the first time in over seven years. Surely this calls for numerous things, such as; celebration and crying and packing and more celebration, but more importantly (sort of), I do believe it calls for a new journal. ( Read more... )

it rained on the fourth of july and they cancelled the fireworks and we had nothing to do and so we went downtown and bought a roman candle and found an empty parking lot and set it up and set it off but we set it up upside down so all the pretty fireworks shot off straight into the ground taking our hopes and dreams for the night with them and ( Read more... )