Comments | cautionorange: check yourself out.

cautionorange

check yourself out.

Jan 07, 2007 18:53

You know you watch too much Alias when you accidentally add a teaspoon and a half of salt to your coffee at work, take a big swig, and with your mouth full what is obviously chemicals, slowly turn around and eye everyone in the lunchroom, considering who it was that laced the coffee with methylene chloride, before looking down and seeing the morton ( Read more... )

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kero734 January 8 2007, 01:52:38 UTC

dude that sucks! falling sucks. i feel your pain though, trust me. my eye doesn't hurt all the time anymore but it's still there! tricky stairs.

cautionorange January 9 2007, 22:13:33 UTC

i had a feeling you might relate to this. some of us were sober on the way down though ;)

astronaut_one January 10 2007, 21:11:52 UTC

"seeing the morton salt girl dancing gaily in the rain, mocking you"

several good descriptive phrases in this one. Nice work.

cmeik January 15 2007, 20:08:03 UTC

hellooo there.

cmeik January 19 2007, 00:30:18 UTC

hello there cmeik. how goes it? still frequenting daniel b's? or shamrock's as it's referred to now?

cmeik January 19 2007, 01:04:38 UTC

not really. since i've started my new job my entire life has kinda been all flipped and moved around.

silverfleur January 17 2007, 16:37:57 UTC

and then feeling like a tool while you dump the coffee into the sink while everyone wonders what the heck you are doing.

don't worry, no one wonders what you are doing. they are all too concerned with wondering if they themselves have been poisoned and/or planning their own poisoning of others.

Because what do you say? "I just bit it on the staircase, how are you doing?"

actually, i think you could say that. and since you did just fall down the stairs i don't even think you are obligated to ask how they are doing. but you are quite polite, even with a mild stiletto-induced concussion.