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Jan 24, 2009 01:10

What's this I hear about freakin' Juliet going for head cheerleader? Excuse me, but that position is so totally mine.

Rick? Honey? Are you here? This place is kinda freaky. There was some weird knock-out gas or something when I went downstairs to eat.

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i_hate_posses January 24 2009, 18:22:45 UTC

Boo hoo hoo, someone else took your bullshit cheerleading position. Like, gag me with a spoon! NO WAY!

...What are you going to do-- cut yourself in the bathroom? Here, I'll help you. I got a razor you can borrow.

Dumbass.

cautionarystory January 24 2009, 21:21:42 UTC

That's more your thing than mine, though while you're in a place with mirrors and have something sharp, why don't you give yourself a much-needed haircut?

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cautionarystory January 24 2009, 21:26:45 UTC

Trying being the operative word. Libby's okay, but she just doesn't have my moves.

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cautionarystory January 25 2009, 01:31:09 UTC

Oh? What's that? Awww, does the little nerd have a crush on the cheerleader? Sorry to break it to ya, but Libby's taken. Regularly. By several guys at a time.

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OMG, their matching uniforms are amazing :o thatlibbychick January 24 2009, 23:23:09 UTC

Excuse me? Yeah, in your dreams, you little wannabe. You know that position has been meant for me ever since I joined the team freshman year. You're just one of the average blondes at best.

They could take over the wooooorld cautionarystory January 24 2009, 23:28:56 UTC

Well excuse you, Widmore. I don't recall you doing a backwards handspring one-hand cartwheel into a forward roll at practice last week. I'm clearly the better cheerleader here.

...maybe, if they didn't end up killing each other first! thatlibbychick January 25 2009, 02:05:52 UTC

Maybe that's because I was busy practicing the routines that we're actually going to use. Showing off doesn't make you captain material, it just makes you a giant douchebag.

Whoever's left standing rules the world? cautionarystory January 25 2009, 02:25:11 UTC

The routines are lame. Any old team can do a freakin' pyramid. I was showing Shannon the kinds of things we could be doing if she exercised a little quality control in who she let on the team.

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TTLY STILL ON HIATUS BUT COMMENTING BECAUSE I WAS BEGGED tehpeoplespoet January 25 2009, 00:15:45 UTC

"Rick honey"? Are...are you talking to me?

ELLE NEEDS HER FOOTBALL STAR BOYFRIEND D:< cautionarystory January 25 2009, 00:46:51 UTC

Of course I'm talking to you. You see any other Ricks around here?

And Peter is still five. mimic_peter January 25 2009, 01:45:24 UTC

I think I lost Izzy.

Elle has no memory of him :( cautionarystory January 25 2009, 01:47:12 UTC

Uh... sorry about that?

Why don't you go get your mommy to help you look for it, pipsqueak.

S'okay. Little!Peter is unfazed mimic_peter January 25 2009, 01:50:30 UTC

I dunno where my mommy is. I think she's with the stinky lady.

cautionarystory January 25 2009, 01:51:21 UTC

The stinky lady? Good for her. I guess.

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