um. I just want something where harry keeps doing things like the pics below, trying to get niall's attention but niall is kind of oblivious. so harry steps up his game.
so um, this is my first 1d fic ever, and it came out kind of weird, and it's not betaed or brit-picked so sorry for that. okay, i'm going to stop stalling and post it and then go...hide...over there.
don't mind the fall
Niall is seriously the slowest kid on the block. They always make fun of Liam for being slow on the uptake, but Liam could have learned particles physics - Liam could have learned how to spell - in the time Harry's spent waiting for Niall to buy a clue.
It isn't as if Harry's been especially subtle. Harry doesn't know how to be subtle. It's one of his more endearing qualities. He knows because Louis always gives him shit for it, and in Louis-speak that means he likes it
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After they've finished lunch, and after Louis's stopped coughing and they've got the redness down in his eyes, Harry redoubles his efforts to get Niall's attention. He probably crosses the line between 'playful seduction' to 'all out annoyance', but it's not his fault Niall is thick
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Here's the beginning of something! I think at some point I lost the ability to wrap things up in fewer than seventy gajillion words (note: this may be a slight exaggeration) so there's more to come. DISCLAIMER for the world at large because I'm never less nervous about this: I don't own these people; I am writing this based on their public personas, I'm not making any money, and none of this ever happened. Also, I love the fourth wall so much that if I was in kindergarten I'd already be playground-married to it, so not linking this fic to anyone featured in it/anyone who knows them is a super awesome plan.
It’s a drizzly November morning when Niall’s sofa starts demanding to know who he’s gonna call.
“Ghost-busters,” Niall chants at it as he digs under the cushions for his mobile. When he finally fishes it out there’s a new text on the screen from Harry that just says trigonometry HELP. Niall snorts and texts back 15 mins okay?
ABSOLUTELY NOT, I DEMAND YOUR PRESENCE THIS INSTANT, Harry replies and then two seconds later, I’m
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“You know what, I might wait on that snack,” Harry says suddenly. Niall blinks and glances up at him.
“What, there’s no way you hate a-squared plus b-squared equals c-squared that much, c’mon.”
“No, no, just. Not hungry right now, that’s all,” Harry says.
“Huh-uh,” Niall says. “I was promised a chocolate-blueberry muffin and I’m going to have a chocolate-blueberry muffin. Without paying for it. Because you’re going to pay for it. Chop chop, haven’t got all day.”
The nice thing about Harry is that as easily as people cave for him when he goes all pouty and curly-haired at them, he caves at least as easily even for people who don’t look like weirdly attractive Renaissance cherubs. Which is presumably why he says, “Alright,” and wanders off toward the front counter instead of telling Niall to buy his own damn muffin
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So. There are a lot of creepy, stalker-y pics of the boys, but mostly of Harry. I want Harry to reach a point where he just wants to go out and enjoy himself without being hounded by paparazzi. Louis then makes a joke about how Harry should borrow some of Gemma's clothing. But then Harry tries it, and he just can't fit into his sister's clothing, so he buys his own and actually does it
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don't mind the fall
Niall is seriously the slowest kid on the block. They always make fun of Liam for being slow on the uptake, but Liam could have learned particles physics - Liam could have learned how to spell - in the time Harry's spent waiting for Niall to buy a clue.
It isn't as if Harry's been especially subtle. Harry doesn't know how to be subtle. It's one of his more endearing qualities. He knows because Louis always gives him shit for it, and in Louis-speak that means he likes it ( ... )
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It’s a drizzly November morning when Niall’s sofa starts demanding to know who he’s gonna call.
“Ghost-busters,” Niall chants at it as he digs under the cushions for his mobile. When he finally fishes it out there’s a new text on the screen from Harry that just says trigonometry HELP. Niall snorts and texts back 15 mins okay?
ABSOLUTELY NOT, I DEMAND YOUR PRESENCE THIS INSTANT, Harry replies and then two seconds later, I’m ( ... )
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“What, there’s no way you hate a-squared plus b-squared equals c-squared that much, c’mon.”
“No, no, just. Not hungry right now, that’s all,” Harry says.
“Huh-uh,” Niall says. “I was promised a chocolate-blueberry muffin and I’m going to have a chocolate-blueberry muffin. Without paying for it. Because you’re going to pay for it. Chop chop, haven’t got all day.”
The nice thing about Harry is that as easily as people cave for him when he goes all pouty and curly-haired at them, he caves at least as easily even for people who don’t look like weirdly attractive Renaissance cherubs. Which is presumably why he says, “Alright,” and wanders off toward the front counter instead of telling Niall to buy his own damn muffin ( ... )
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