So. There are a lot of creepy, stalker-y pics of the boys, but mostly of Harry. I want Harry to reach a point where he just wants to go out and enjoy himself without being hounded by paparazzi. Louis then makes a joke about how Harry should borrow some of Gemma's clothing. But then Harry tries it, and he just can't fit into his sister's clothing, so he buys his own and actually does it.
Harry and Niall were planning on going out for food, because Zayn was tired, Liam was doing a Twitcam, and Louis was out with Eleanor. Niall wasn't expecting Harry to be in a dress and wig. Niall is surprised but makes some comment about how Harry's boobs need work. Anyway, they head out, do their weird, cuddly, drunk bro thing, and are photographed. By the time they return photos are all over the internet about "Niall's new bird." Niall laughs and laughs. Harry goes out a buys a bra he can pad.
Then it turns into a thing, whenever Harry heads out with just Niall, he wears women's clothing, which Niall admits, is a pretty weird thing. Then they do this weirder thing where there are feelings involved, and Niall begins to think that transvestite Harry is kinda hot, in a weird but-it's-Harry sort of way.
And one time when they're out together, Harry complains about how his panties are bunching up in his ass, and Niall is instantly ridiculously hard, and that's just not fair. Who gave Harry the right to do that. Then there's gross pub bathroom sex. (The bathroom is gross, not the sex. Okay, maybe the sex is a little gross. It's in a pub bathroom.) Then Harry goes the rest of the night without panties, and Niall thinks he's kinda fucked, because he did not sign on for this.
Harry and Niall were planning on going out for food, because Zayn was tired, Liam was doing a Twitcam, and Louis was out with Eleanor. Niall wasn't expecting Harry to be in a dress and wig. Niall is surprised but makes some comment about how Harry's boobs need work. Anyway, they head out, do their weird, cuddly, drunk bro thing, and are photographed. By the time they return photos are all over the internet about "Niall's new bird." Niall laughs and laughs. Harry goes out a buys a bra he can pad.
Then it turns into a thing, whenever Harry heads out with just Niall, he wears women's clothing, which Niall admits, is a pretty weird thing. Then they do this weirder thing where there are feelings involved, and Niall begins to think that transvestite Harry is kinda hot, in a weird but-it's-Harry sort of way.
And one time when they're out together, Harry complains about how his panties are bunching up in his ass, and Niall is instantly ridiculously hard, and that's just not fair. Who gave Harry the right to do that. Then there's gross pub bathroom sex. (The bathroom is gross, not the sex. Okay, maybe the sex is a little gross. It's in a pub bathroom.) Then Harry goes the rest of the night without panties, and Niall thinks he's kinda fucked, because he did not sign on for this.
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