Still needs moar Alice.

Aug 12, 2010 02:41

Can I just say how unbelievably frustrating it is to watch the Twilight movies when you're Team Jacob? Yes, I downloaded Twilight: New Moon out of sheer boredom. Can't sleep? Watch a ridiculous vampire movie. I've been laughing through most of it when I haven't been objectifying Taylor Lautner.

Why would you be confused over which one to pick? WHY ( Read more... )

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hotfortwins August 12 2010, 11:46:58 UTC
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

I LOVE YOU! THANK YOU!

Although.... I'm Team Edwards so that I can have Jacob. :D Bella is too much a cow to deserve Jacob anyway, so I wants him.

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castiel August 12 2010, 14:50:37 UTC
She and Edward definitely deserve each other. They can be whiny and emo and suicidally sparkly together. Jacob's much too good for her. He needs an awesome, strong character for himself.

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quarterwhore August 12 2010, 11:51:10 UTC
I don't get RPattz's appeal either. Especially as Edward. At least Jacob is hot. Bella is an idiot.

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castiel August 12 2010, 14:52:12 UTC
Exactly. Bella needs her head checked.

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echoing_dream August 12 2010, 14:27:40 UTC
I felt exactly the same! I also watched New Moon out of sheer boredom (and to stop people from nagging me to watch it) and the whole time I was yelling at Bella. Why would you not choose Jacob!? He's there for her, he respects her privacy, he has this cute little grin whenever he's around her and he's SO FUCKING HOT!

But Jacob deserves someone better than Bella. Personally, I'd like to see him with Jasper. Or Emmett, but that's more of a shallow Caity-likes-Kellan's-muscles thing...

I can see how Robert Pattinson could be pretty, he's got a similar face to Ed Westwich (who is gorgeous!), but... no, he always looks like a stoned Grammar School Boy gone wrong. Or a muppet, that might be more concise... ♥

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castiel August 12 2010, 15:15:31 UTC
Exactly! He was perfect and sweet and fairly normal considering. At least, he doesn't go into a frenzy if Bella cuts herself, but no. She'd rather have the Sparklepire.

He does. I agree with that. He's much too good for Bella. I could get behind him and Emmett, but Rosalie might kill him for that, and I like her because she's such a bitch to Bella.

I think the difference with Ed Westwick, who I agree is pretty attractive, is that there's something in the way he carries himself and the way he talks that's very confident and confidence is always appealing. He does have a very interesting and unique face, and it is attractive. Plus, he has a sense of personal hygiene when he's not trying to be Pete Doherty which is a plus, and cleanliness is kind of hit or miss with RPattz. Stoned Grammar School Boy gone wrong is a good way to put it, too.

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echoing_dream August 12 2010, 15:25:39 UTC
I don't like how Jacob changes by the third film though. He goes from being concerned unrequitedly-loving friend into trying to force himself on Bella, and that's just not of the good. I mean, I get that he's frustrated, but his major attraction is how much she can trust him, and then they go and ruin that as well. As an aside, I wonder if I'd think the 'love-story' element of the film was so disturbing if there wasn't a Jacob there acting normal and being a perfect match for Bella. If Edward was the only option, maybe it wouldn't seem so messed up? Huh... The more I think about it, the less sense I make.

Maybe Rosalie could join in? Nah, I think she'd have a lot of contempt for Jacob just because he's a wolf. Unless... I think you bunnied me *hides*. I love Rosalie for that same reason! Although, I also love Alice, and she's wierdly nice to Bella ( ... )

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castiel August 12 2010, 15:41:40 UTC
Ew, really? That's balls. Way to ruin a good character. It's possible. If there wasn't a choice put there, it might seem perfectly normal, but I'd probably still be what-the-fucking it. Twilight is just too ridiculous for me to get invested in, and I've always been more of a werewolf fan in general. XD

She could! But I agree, I think she'd hate Jacob on principal. Add in stealing her boyfriend, and it doesn't look so good. HAHA, did I? Oops. I love Alice 'cause she's so quirky. Her personality is fantastic, and Ashley Green does an amazing job.

Yes, exactly. Ed's charming in the way that he doesn't put on a show. He'll clean himself up and make himself pretty, but he doesn't put on a sparkling new personality to go with it. He's still him. Definitely. I do love that about him as well. Oh Ed. ♥

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mickey_sixx August 12 2010, 16:43:41 UTC
eta: I don't get Robert Pattinson's appeal either. He looks like a muppet.

THANK YOU OMG <3<3<3

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castiel August 12 2010, 16:49:34 UTC
LOL SERIOUSLY. HE DOES. It's ridiculous! ♥

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