Still needs moar Alice.
Can I just say how unbelievably frustrating it is to watch the Twilight movies when you're Team Jacob? Yes, I downloaded Twilight: New Moon out of sheer boredom. Can't sleep? Watch a ridiculous vampire movie. I've been laughing through most of it when I haven't been objectifying Taylor Lautner.
Why would you be confused over which one to pick? WHY? HOW? I don't get it. Wolf Boy is gorgeous and buff and dark and unnfy, and he's a WOLF. You'd rather have Pale One Who Sparkles In Sun?
I don't -- whatever Bella Swan. Whatever. I fucking hate you. Give Wolf Boy some tongue action and stop whining.
eta: I don't get Robert Pattinson's appeal either. He looks like a muppet.
Why would you be confused over which one to pick? WHY? HOW? I don't get it. Wolf Boy is gorgeous and buff and dark and unnfy, and he's a WOLF. You'd rather have Pale One Who Sparkles In Sun?
I don't -- whatever Bella Swan. Whatever. I fucking hate you. Give Wolf Boy some tongue action and stop whining.
eta: I don't get Robert Pattinson's appeal either. He looks like a muppet.